Founded 1991 / 2008 Address Calle 36 N° 59 Rionegro Country Colombia Phone +57 (6) 371 2174 E-mail [email protected], hi!! My lovely friend Lucy sent me this super fun script by u/rubber_foal and I was so taken by it that I recorded it on the spot. I've been wanting to record a proper "Sexbot Rina" audio for a long time now and this was so much fun to finally create, eeeek, I'm so excited for you to hear it!!. Synopsis: You've just purchased a state of the art robot sex doll.It's close to the end of summer and going to the beach with your friend should be a fun time, but it seems like something's bothering her on your way there…Failed ajax, maybe a bad url? Sorry about that :(, please alert ubershmekel on githubgithub🥵🥵🥵 No thoughts, head empty apart from good boy whimpers 💗/r/GoneWildAudio; Summary. A while back, you confessed your love to a tomboyish girl. To your surprise, she accepted it. Since then, the two of you have gone on multiple dates, but it only went as far as hand holding and kissing. For the past week, you noticed that your girlfriend has been coming over to your place every single day, wearing ...Welcome to Audio Gone Wild! This is a place of free artistic expression for the lovers of audio. Please comment to your favorite audio artists and endorse them making more wonderful content. All content here is the property of the original creator. Created Apr 8, 2013. A Long Hour and a Half, an Omorashi-themed game. A Long Hour and a Half is a game where one must make it through class with a rather full bladder. 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Creators there use high-end microphones to create specific, explicit, and often elaborate fantasies for …r/GoneWildAudio (often called GWA) is a subreddit where adults can submit and enjoy a variety of audio erotica content. If you're new here and interested in participating in our …Failed to load picture. jilling_under_panties. Listening to /r/gonewildaudioThe latest Tweets from Angel_Audio (@AngelAudio3). 25 🔞NSFW & SFW Aspiring Voice Actress The goal is to create immersive audios that move you :)6. Girl on the Net. Girl on the Net is a U.K.-based sex blogger who does a lot more than just produce audible porn, but it’s certainly one of the things she’s known for.Bravo, Dianna. I applaud your guts for acting this script out. A fill of it I heard years ago left enough of an impression that I knew this time around what I was getting myself into in clicking on it. It's probably among the roughest scripts on here.Porn on Reddit should come as no surprise. But nearly 400,000 listeners subscribe to r/GoneWildAudio, a community for high quality, audio-only erotic vignettes. Creators there use high-end microphones to create specific, explicit, and often elaborate fantasies for listeners.123 votes, 12 comments. LINK REMOVED TO COMPLY WITH RECENT REDDIT RULES I hope I didn't let you wait too long <3 my subredditHOLY FUCK, this was absolutely worth listening to. Thanks for the unbelievable gift ladies, from your shy professor. This was absolutely worth every second of it from the deepthroat noises that got me leaking to the hot lesbian licking and moaning that got me twitching.nsfw. Script written by u/ninjayesh. You, a college freshman, don’t quite know what’s going on - but luckily your RA Gigi is helping you out. She leads you to your room and explains in private how you’re stuck in a trance after a stage hypnosis event. As she starts helping you remember the night, she learns a couple things.Getting Started. This section of the Wiki is dedicated to the users who are curious about taking their first steps towards script writing or voice acting and are looking for some guidance on how to get going. This guide splits into two sections, for Script Writers and Voice Actors (often called VAs), but there's a host of things covered within ...Scripy offer here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/q1oe1z/f4m_gentle_fdom_guides_you_to_a_full_release/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=shareWow this is incredible! I love your sound: soft, husky, comforting, patient but confident, witty, conversational, and in control. As someone who skips around on audios a lot I found myself going back to hear every word, and you were great about sprinkling in pet names for more impact.Description: your girlfriend, who by the way is a total nymphomaniac in every sense of the word, has finally promised you the day off. just a little time to recover from all the relentless milking that your poor penis has had to endure ever since the two of you started dating.So what are tonight's plans? have a nice meal together and maybe watch an innocent little movie later on. the only ...To counter captain poopypants down there saying 'go outside' (though I was happy to see that you told him off!), I just want to say that I really appreciate your thoughtful comments, and that you tag me on fills of my stuff, because, while I don't reply much, it really does mean a lot to see listeners appreciating the writers behind incredible performances like this one!/r/GoneWildAudio; Screenplay/Script Format; Death; Summary. The nubile young woman in the expensive dress approaches the stranger in the dark corner at the inn. She knows who he is, and what he can do. But she's also very determined to show him what she is capable of in order to avenge her father's death. Language: English Words: 2,187 ...[M4F][Script Fill] Fuck me yourself coward! [brat Msub][Dom Listener][wet sounds][pegging][LOTS of moaning][gagging][choking][begging][denial]Pssssst bi male listeners, team Europe is going to team up on you ;) The story: you haven't seen your gay crush from college for ages but now a work trip brings you to the country he's living in with his girlfriend.GWA Search Panel. Light/Dark Mode:Please, someone who's listening, please help me. Please. Please find me, save me. Don't let him breed me. Don't let him get me pregnant. Description, courtesy of our original script: In the audio, a lovely GWA actress has been kidnapped. If she can hold out for fifteen minutes of sexual torture without cumming, her captor will let her go home.Medium: App (iOS and Android) and desktop. Cost: Until 5/15, guided and how-to content is available for free; free users can access 5-7 stories and sessions for free. Subscriptions are $8.99/month ...It is made for use on the r/gonewildaudio subreddit only. Use for anything other than personal pleasure is prohibited. ~This is an original audio and work of creative fiction owned by me, u/behold-the-beauty, ~This audio is a fantasy performed by adults for an adult audience (18+). All performers and characters are 18+.like my content? be a bro and follow my subreddit r/alekirser c: EVERYONE PORTRAYED IS 18+. THIS WAS CREATED BY AN ADULT, FOR ADULTS ONLY. THIS IS A FICTIONAL ROLEPLAY AUDIO AND 100% FANTASY. IN OTHER WORDS, THIS IS NOT REAL. Do not download, copy, publish, or do anything with this content other than listen.If I call an audio porno a 'tour de force', does that make me sound conceited? Actually, I don't care. u/theperpetualwilliam, the concept alone is hot but it's the little details - the little lines so carefully calibrated to maximise the arousal of each customer/master.So damn good. And Sass, you take the script and chew it like it actually does taste of penis.r/GoneWildAudio (often called GWA) is a subreddit where adults can submit and enjoy a variety of audio erotica content. If you're new here and interested in participating in our community you might benefit from taking a look at the new user's guide What is Erotic Audio? Well let me start by saying: thank you for your kind comments on my performance hehe, I'm sorry the audio left you feeling not great post-nut hahaha :x for what it's worth, I had a lot of fun recording it and no one was hurt in the process :3 so your enjoyment of myyy enjoyment is perfectly acceptable!!* For Those Aroused By Sound || https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/ Applications are open for YC Winter 2024 Guidelines | FAQ | Lists | API | Security | Legal ...I wish i had a way with words like you Disk ive always struggled to put my thoughts into words but you couldn't have hit the nail any more perfect with Bolonos writing and their incredible voicework together these 2 scripts together easily take the top spot for the best audio in GWA imho everything about this script was just perfect Additional tags: [Wet Sounds][SFX][Mewling] . Note about the [rape] tag: It is there because the speaker restrains the listener (who is apprehensive about anal in the beginning) by tying him up.More posts from r/gonewildaudio. subscribers . AugustInTheWinter ...Posted by u/Ivy_WildeVA - 2,764 votes and 63 commentsThe tags and notes alone got me halfway there and then the delivery was even better than I could have imagined. Blair's sassy attitude really pushed all of my buttons.See what people using this site are doing. New F4m found on Soundgasm.net, visit to see the latest updates. [-] Follow us on social media. Youtube Facebook Twitter Instagram Reddit Odysee Gettr Rumble Bitchute Minds. [-] Apps. Coin Account Membership Banned Websites About Contact Languages Settings Social Support. [-] Languages.Your girl's first audio is posted ️ reddit.com/r/gonewildaudi… Retweet of status by @allie_dreamweav · 15 Feb 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Your ...No Mercy for Healslut [F4M] [Overwatch] [dd/lg] [fsub] [loli] [age] [daddy Reinhardt] [baby girl Mercy] [lots of spanking] [anal] [crying] [sniffles] [humiliation ...Here is the description:You've had a rough day and your boyfriend wants to help relieve your stress. You decide to cuddle and relax... which quickly turns into a fingering sesh, with some neck kisses and whispered words of comfort and reassurance!I know this is far from perfect and will happily recieve your feedback.1.1K votes, 19 comments. 1.3M subscribers in the gonewildaudio community. Gonewildaudio is a place to submit naughty recordings of yourself alone or…/r/GoneWildAudio; Summary. You encounter someone who claims to be a witch at a party, and scoff that magic isn't real. She suggests to prove it to you by letting her cast a spell on you. It wasn't the best idea you ever had. You're not sure if she used magic or more mundane means, but you end up completely in her thrall.Wow this is incredible! I love your sound: soft, husky, comforting, patient but confident, witty, conversational, and in control. As someone who skips around on audios a lot I found myself going back to hear every word, and you were great about sprinkling in pet names for more impact.While subreddits like r/gonewildaudio and sites like GirlsOnTheNet have been around for much longer, the recent flood of millennial-branded audio erotica …We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us.Written for r/gonewildaudio. Set in a post-apocalyptic world in which religious groups worship long-dead celebrities, you find yourself a guest at the Abbey of St Paris of the Hilton, where you help the Mother Superior and an enthusiastic young acolyte with their holiest of prayers. Language: English Words: 2,863 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 ... First Time. Screenplay/Script Format. /r/GoneWildAudio. Genetically Engineered Beings. Narrative. Premise: She was made for war but prevented by treaty from actually fighting. She still served the military as a cook on board one of their spaceships during the ongoing war.dbg31415 on March 30, 2019 | parent | context | favorite | on: Snap CEO's sister starts a no-visuals porn site. * For Those Aroused By Sound ...Beautiful audio, everybody appreciate it, nobody wanna miss you on gwa 😌 somehow my ears heard "good brother" 😂🤩 its a lovely audio and i cant have enough of your records, already looking forward for the next experience, its always a surprise what will happen 🤔 one thing is confusing me every time... the no wet sound option, i really dont get it, some may be thankful so its good ...Hi Backstage! The Archive initiative continues! This month we will highlight the darker side of GWA, audios featuring dubious consent, fear play and coercion.outside a frat party. SYNOPSIS: A young woman—a masochist for degradation—is in her “daddy’s” car, just outside a fraternity house during a party. She is naked except for the degrading body-writing her daddy covered her with just before he brought her here. Her “daddy” is inside, and has left her alone, waiting.Ahh yay!! Maxing out the tags is always good imo, fabulous script~ 🥳940 votes, 31 comments. Happy Hump Day, Y'all! no big post summary today :D hope you're all having a lovely Non-Stop Nut November Summary: You and…Natalie: u/LookingForMyBlueSky, who you can also find at r/TheyCallMeMissBlue Ava: u/cyclosporineA. Editing by u/Kilbeggan32. Script by the lovely u/Forest_Firefly! comments sorted by Best Top New Controversial Q&A Add a Comment. Radiant_Umbra ... More posts from r/gonewildaudioSo great! Glad I listened with earphones since all the little background messages made me feel really drugged with something. I liked the obsession, perfect amount of crazy person, story and oof your swift in mood change when you turned me around made me uhmmm need to listen to more of your other sounds because I hear you are capable of way other moods, blush.Your girl's first audio is posted ️ reddit.com/r/gonewildaudi… Retweet of status by @allie_dreamweav · 15 Feb 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Your ...Disclaimer: all audios are performed by adults over the age of 18. Distribution of audios included are not allowed outside of gonewildaudio, unless specifically posted by my account kittykatx3_ . I do not take credit for any of the scripts performed in my audios unless stated otherwise.r/gonewildaudio. Discover the latest memes, pictures, videos, and more from r/gonewildaudio with rscroll.app, an infinite Reddit scroll viewer.r/gonewildaudio: Gonewildaudio is a place to submit naughty recordings of yourself alone or with your consenting partner (s).3 nov 2020 ... This song is from Gregory and the Hawk, and it was featured in my audio here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudi... ; Want More Bee? Patreon: ...Type a subreddit name to list its overlaps with other subreddits. The scores listed are "probability multipliers", so a score of 2 means that users of r/gonewildaudio are twice as likely to post and comment on that subreddit. A score of 1 means that users of r/gonewildaudio are no more likely to frequent that subreddit than the average reddit user.289 votes, 43 comments. Hi, 👩⚕️ Nurse doll is here to fix your delayed ejaculation problem. How? Listen below. Script by u/FilthMachine3000 Audio >>…Mention r/gonewildaudio Please limit your verification to the stated requirements above, they should be at longest 30 seconds. Poems, songs, life stories should be posted as a separate file if you feel the need to share it on your verification post. Remember to include an appropriate gender tag, and the word verification in the post title.Gonewildaudio; r/gonewildaudio - Freeform; Summary. You have always been the shy girl, the perpetual wallflower, the quiet one. It has been even more difficult know that you are at school and away from home for the first time. The boy in your lecture who you have a crush on is throwing a party this weekend, and you're finally going to talk to him.r/GoneWildAudio (often called GWA) is a subreddit where adults can submit and enjoy a variety of audio erotica content. If you're new here and interested in participating in our community you might benefit from taking a look at the new user's guide. What is Erotic Audio?GoneWildAudio Search Interface. reddit. 57. 5 comments. Add a Comment. Far-Narwhal-1083 • 10 mo. ago. This search interface is a godsend! 6. Matteom73 • 9 mo. ago.Mention r/gonewildaudio Please limit your verification to the stated requirements above, they should be at longest 30 seconds. Poems, songs, life stories should be posted as a separate file if you feel the need to share it on your verification post. Remember to include an appropriate gender tag, and the word verification in the post title.A while back, I filled the first part of this u/JustThiccParts series, She Says We Can't Be Friends Anymore (script offer here) and I'm excited to team up with my collabestie, u/BonSoirAnxiety, on the sequel to that audio, with the script over here.Please enjoy getting it on with your girlfriend and her best friend! Summary: Several months ago you and your friend revealed your true feelings to ...It is made for use on the r/gonewildaudio subreddit only. Use for anything other than personal pleasure is prohibited. ~This is an original audio and work of creative fiction owned by me, u/behold-the-beauty, ~This audio is a fantasy performed by adults for an adult audience (18+). All performers and characters are 18+.Gonewildaudio is a place to submit naughty recordings of yourself alone or with your consenting partner (s). We only accept submissions of audio. Created May 17, 2012 nsfw Adult content 1.4m Members 5.5k Online Extended Flair search Script Offer Request Script Fill Additional tags: [Bullying][Wet Sounds][SFX] When Iris aka u/Successful_Craft_323 approached me about doing this hot and mean script by u/DallasExMachina, I couldn't pass it up!Please go check out these wonderful creators 💗 . We're the hot girls next door and we can hear everything. And we do mean everything, including your girlfriend dumping you due to No Nut November.Take two at posting because I don't know how to use Reddit lol Script original post thanks to the amazing writer for trusting me and giving me some pointers.. First audio - let me know what you think, I'm open to suggestions and if theres anything you want me to read give a holla, . Also big shoutout to a specific someone for the idea of me doing this, xoxoOn an old account, I used to post quite a bit of beast stuff and I miss it! It's one of the lesser touched on kinks in this sub but it exists nonetheless and I love everyone who does them because they're always so sexy!Screenplay/Script Format. /r/GoneWildAudio. A brother and sister pretend to be a couple in order to deflect unwanted suitors while working at the Renaissance Festival. But after a drunken party one night, the line between the characters they play and their real selves becomes permanently blurred. dbg31415 on March 30, 2019 | parent | context | favorite | on: Snap CEO's sister starts a no-visuals porn site. * For Those Aroused By Sound ...I've been bullying you for a while and just found out you actually have yourself a girlfriend! So I invite her with me to show her how much of a loser you are as well as a few of your other alpha male bullies.22 dec 2020 ... ... Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudi... Soundgasm - https://soundgasm.net/u/ProfessorCal_... ~~~ Reddit - https://www.reddit.com ...GWA Search Panel. Light/Dark Mode:This is tagged [incest] as Mom, played by the lovely u/zoeleaves, smooches her 19-yr-old son and can hear him fuck his college teacher through the thin walls.Part 2 goes full incest as they wake him up with a blowjob together !!! There are some loud and gushing squirting sounds in this audio !!![F4M] Your Hot Friend Loves How Shy You Are! [Belle Audio][Friends to Lovers][Shy Listener][Confession][Oral][Riding][On The Couch][Creampie][Begging][Praise Kink]Aug 13, 2021 · /r/GoneWildAudio; Summary. Her brother had escaped from their boring old farm and their boring old farm planet a few years back. Now he was a pilot, taking his ... Failed to load picture. jilling_under_panties. Listening to /r/gonewildaudioA real banger Ally! The background sounds and your intro really set the stage. Your explaining all the wonderful amenities of the casino felt slightly rushed, but that to me felt like a new business owner, being a little nervous and trying to impress a customer.
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I've listened to this at least 10 times now, I can't get enough!!! This is one of the best audios out rn! It def won't get old either, It's hard to come by this exact style of gwa and you nailed it!-Cause I don't want to trigger any native speakers by using "Russian Accent". This script by u/angel_main was requested through my annonymous feedback form and I hope that my take on it won't dissapoint you, cause the original post said "Gentle Fdom", but that imho doesn't fit the character (and her lines in the script).. Also I ended up grunting and growling a lot, which might not be everyone ...Oct 24, 2022 · GoneWildAudio exists on a razors edge, ever a single strong wind away from being relegated to history. If that history proves good or ill is ultimately up to those framing the community through rules, policy and community action. As of this writing, many of them have been absent for weeks. -j. Heya, friends, and happy Saturday! Life has been hectic, I've moved off to college so it's been hard to find time to dedicate to GWA-- that being said, I recorded this before I moved off to college and have finally gotten it edited and uploaded!Dude people can be traumatized by tons of things, doesn't mean people can't enjoy them. I'm sure there are many people that have died in theme parks but that doesn't mean everyone should just stop using them to have fun.I write scripts about interabled relationships. Each script offer has links to the audios: F4M, All-Wheel Drive - the listener has myotubular myopathy (XLMTM) F4M, Bachelor of Spine Arts - the listener has Scheuermann's Kyphosis F4M, Cheerbreeder: Gimme the D! - the listener has cerebral palsy M4F, Desperately Seeking Daddy - the listener has BPD and BP2335. • 2 yr. ago. [F4F] [Request] A more experienced lesbian coaxing a shy, closeted female listener through an orgasm. [First time] [Lotta praise and kind words] [Just really soft and sweet] [A couple of 'Good Girl' drops here and there] NSFW. I'd love to try my hand at this! 5.A shy and curious scientist wants to examine your body and keep you all for herself [Shy] [Nerdy] [Virgin] [Teaching Her] [Fsub] [Wholesome] [Mutual Orgasm] [Blowjob] [Cock Worship] [Cock Kisses] [Cunnilingus] [Creampie] [Breeding] nsfw Additional tags: [Possesive] [L-Bomb] [Moaning] [Heavy Breathing] [Wet Sounds] [SFX] [Street Ambience] So.. But nearly 400,000 listeners subscribe to r/GoneWildAudio, a community for high quality, audio-only erotic vignettes. Creators there use high-end microphones to create specific, explicit, and often elaborate fantasies for listeners. The visuals are left entirely to the imagination, and the intimacy level is off the charts. ...Disclaimer: all audios are performed by adults over the age of 18. Distribution of audios included are not allowed outside of gonewildaudio, unless specifically posted by my account kittykatx3_ . I do not take credit for any of the scripts performed in my audios unless stated otherwise.Tales of Fiction that span eons of time, that redefine what we can aspire to see in the entire genre, Nay, Medium it sits upon. There are works that cause the imagination to spark and change lives. Be wary, New Traveler. For this set of Audio's are the foundation on which all good Audio's are found upon.Hi ya'll, I hope u love this collab with the amazingggg u/HiGirly, Ruby!!We wrote this script together and it came out sooo very hot. Shoutout to the super talented u/falselove69 for editing this audio!. Description: You're at a NYE party when two sexy best friends approach you. One of them is clearly thirsty for you, while the other is a little more timid.r/gonewildaudi: you probably meant to check out r/gonewildaudio or r/gonewildaudible Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcutsIt's close to the end of summer and going to the beach with your friend should be a fun time, but it seems like something's bothering her on your way there….
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Dreammovies.copm | The latest Tweets from Angel_Audio (@AngelAudio3). 25 🔞NSFW & SFW Aspiring Voice Actress The goal is to create immersive audios that move you :)outside a frat party. SYNOPSIS: A young woman—a masochist for degradation—is in her "daddy's" car, just outside a fraternity house during a party. She is naked except for the degrading body-writing her daddy covered her with just before he brought her here. Her "daddy" is inside, and has left her alone, waiting....
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